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Well, Ah do declare. It seems this column has had some visitors to it. Not that Ah am complaining, since gossip is like gold, you need to be charitable with it now and then.

Anyways, since we last left off, we were discussing the merry-go-round that was Exodus love life. To start with, I hear rumors spreading fast that the Oh-so-Delectable Mr. Cynric Jaeden, the demon with the shivers-down-my-spine stare, is wife shopping. And where DOES a demon of his caliber shop? Well, don't worry Cynny Pooh. The word has gotten out, and it's been suggested that ALL applicants looking to impress the Boss-man, apply in person themself at your private residence.

Now, where can I sign up?

On another note, and another wedding. Anyone who was at Lily-Anne and Lord Jim's wedding know little can top that fiasco, err, fantastic ceremony off. The bride and groom looked stunning in no less than bondage attire, or atleast what passes as it. Black is such an uplifting color, and detracts from the lines around ones mouth from frowning so much. The corpses and strung bodies may have been too much for some people to handle, as those uninitiated to the dark humor were seen rushing for buckets conveniantly placed at the entrance. The most exciting, and I do say this with a grain of salt, was when the bride's own grandson was kidnapped.. but you'd never guess by who! The boy's own parents!

I guess they didn't want the little tike exposed to that upcoming honeymoon.

We don't blame you dears!